Auschwitz Award Nominee (2021): Shitskin jumps into Canal but can’t Swim

Auschwitz Award Nominee (2021): Shitskin jumps into Canal but can’t Swim

Sometimes I wonder what goes through people’s heads but according to Sarah Grealish and Joe Duggan writing in ‘The Sun’; a shitskin in the English city of Manchester managed to kill itself in a case of ‘monkey see, monkey do’.

To quote Grealish and Duggan:

‘Ngapee Merenga, 19, was pulled from Salford Quays, Greater Manchester at around 7.40pm last night after a three-hour search.

One friend Mohammad, 18, said: “We’d been there for about 2 hours. All of us - apart from Ngapee - had been swimming.

“We were just about to leave when he decided to jump in last-minute.

“I just think he really want to go into the water because it was so hot but I don’t think he could swim.

“His head popped back up for about five seconds but then the water just took him down.”’

So basically Merenga – beautiful British name as Al Murray might sarcastically declare – couldn’t swim and jumped in a deep-water ship canal because he was upset, he couldn’t join in with his friends.

I have no words.